Strategies

As I sit here typing and drinking my hot chocolate (which is QUITE delicious by the way) I find myself wondering at why I've being doing so bad lately at cod4. I remember answering someone's question on how to get more game kills in a yahoo answers forum and suddenly doubting my qualifications for helping him. Given, it is a free open forum and several other people gave replies more useless than my own, but I find comfort in that his best scores were 5 kills to 7 deaths and mine are 48 to 8. I'd assume I'm a more experienced player but you never know. He might not even play it and instead is a liver-spotted old man in his sixties with a lust for little boys who play Call of Duty 4. The question will remain unanswered I guess.

If you were curious, his question envoked answers about what strategy the readers use to get kills. I shared my own, which I now realize might each be odd.

-Sitting up straight, heels propped up on the chair I sit in, controller on a pillow and pointing toward the line where the ceiling and wall meet, hands lightly on the buttons, barely holding it.

-Two or so warm up games where I slowly speed up my reaction time.

-Adrenaline and shouting at the screen.

-Switching to see-shoot mode rather than see-run closer-attempt to knife-die on accident mode.

-Enjoy satisfaction of hearing the people with headsets talking about how Cheerleader_Mel_ got first and how she's probably a boy.

What are your strategies for getting kills? I find hiding/camping to be horribly inaffective and sniping to just be obnoxious, but to each their own. Anyone have methods similar to mine? I wonder.

And feel sad that I finished my hot chocolate.